Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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