i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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