I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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