just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I cockslap morals
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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