She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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