So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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