My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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