the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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