eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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