just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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