Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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