but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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