let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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