i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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