Are we in a gay sports bar?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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