Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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