I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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