Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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