I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I think I died a long time ago.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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