when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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