just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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