I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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