I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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