i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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