Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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