I'm lost and stupid without you.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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