Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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