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I'm so fucking centered right now
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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