I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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