This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Randomize
