Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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