why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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