So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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