im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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