You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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