Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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