i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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