Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
