My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
wow bdsm is so cute
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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