# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize