why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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