do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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