I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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