Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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