I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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