It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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