Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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