i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.