Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it's great music for shaving your balls
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.