Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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