the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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