Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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