I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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