Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
This is my life. Enjoy the view
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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