Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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