I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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