Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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It really is the softest mustache
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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